- Aug 29, 2007
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Usain Bolt walks into a sperm donor bank in London... "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "Have you donated before?". "Yes" replies Usain "You should have my details on your computer". "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "But I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your girlfriend for you?" "Why do I need help?" asks Usain . The receptionist replies "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker...."