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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by BlackVXGTS, Jun 7, 2019.

  1. BlackVXGTS

    BlackVXGTS Well-Known Member

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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Septic Tank Truck in Melbourne:
    "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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    At a Proctologist's door:
    "To expedite your visit please back in."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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    At a Tyre Shop in Brisbane:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
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    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
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    And don't forget the sign at a Sydney Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
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