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Mavericks Choice

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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a
very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came
to his table and asked if he was ready to order,
"What would you like, sir?
"He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful
frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie.
" The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns
and asks again. "What would you like, sir?
"Again the man thoroughly checks her out
and again answers, "a quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over
and slaps him across the face with a resounding
"SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
"Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
 
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