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Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Michael-08-VE, May 16, 2014.
while your on the phone to the cops, report your balls missing too.
Do a fat skid leaving his driveway late at nite. Use a mates car. There's ya evidence
haven't misplaced them *checks* oh crap *dials 000*
pretty sure if the OP has tried any of the suggestion here he's either locked up or had a warning from the police already.
WHY is this thread still going?
Because it's so full of so much awesome!
This was great.
Its why I check this place from time to time.
Kill his entire family, make their entrails into some kind of chilli con carne.
Then host a street cooking festival and invite him.
Feed him said chilli con carne
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